@topherjordan: If you mean sleeping, then yes, I'm pretty freakin' amazing in bed.
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@Tmoney68: I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22.
@CulturedRuffian: *at the gym* Trainor: Have a donut. Me: Wow! Sure! T: Here's some pizza. M: What kind of trainer are you? T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
@ark506: Dear Microsoft, If you had called it "Bang" instead of "Bing," you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.
@AlottaInfo: And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed...