@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.
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@dafloydsta: [job interview] Says here you're good with nicknames? "I don't wanna brag Super Cool Interviewer Man" *under his breath* holy shit he's good
@Book_Krazy: A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life