@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.
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@markleggett: HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak
@weinerdog4life: The date was going great until she spooked me and then I squirted her with ink and quickly swam away