@RdrJay47: If you offer me celery I'll use it as it was originally intended, to beat you with.
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@famouscrab: some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what
@brendohare: DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool
@SteveHofstetter: Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones. Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.