@LOsepyan: If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback
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@GrumpyBahr: Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
@MythicPicnic: Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....
@juliussharpe: My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
@dril: let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,