@Taylormatronics: If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards does it become Highway to Hell?
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@SpeakComedy: Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)
@trumpetcake: MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did.
@DannyMcH2O: Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal.
@Joe_Schmuck: "I'll Knock You Into Next Week" have black mothers invented time travel? Details at 11. #ABCReports