@Taylormatronics: If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards does it become Highway to Hell?
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@EndhooS: "How did you get those scars?" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting.
@LostFelicia: The number of Piña coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many.
@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.