@vinfury: If you play your cards right, I could be your 2nd and 4th husband.
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@JediGigi: Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady.
@StevieKnip: Me: I hit the ejector seat and sent her through the roof by accident Cop: you're under arrest. I'm taking you to jail Me: let's take my car
@murrman5: "so, have you ever done a job interview over the phone before?" [over vigorous peeing] no, this will be a first