@crunchenhancer: If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer.
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@Naked_Wombat: I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
@WilliamAder: Told my wife that Hooters is an owl rescue sanctuary where I'm doing important volunteer work.
@Eightinchgoat: You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me.
@AsgardianRose: To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?