@ClearlyUnwell: If you really love someone never let them out your basement.
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@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.
@TheTweetOfGod: I am the King of the Universe and I have a son and he occasionally appears on grilled-cheese sandwiches. #yup
@MarionDowling: Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone.
@bazecraze: Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm.