@ClearlyUnwell: If you really love someone never let them out your basement.
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@bridger_w: I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon.
@audipenny: Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences