@ClearlyUnwell: If you really love someone never let them out your basement.
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@KentWGraham: A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won’t feel a thing."
@shkeeber: Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
@Steelers1972: You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.