@SteelFontana: If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They'll thank you later.
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@IamEveryDayPpl: Prius and Smart Car owners in my neighborhood got together and banned leaf blowers for safety reasons...
@DurtMcHurtt: Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands.
@delusionaliam: I always carry a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say "I like your haircut", I can respond with, "Thanks, here, have some."
@JohnielDan: Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well.
@BlairLoudly: One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby
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