@Dawn_M_: If you say "guess who died?" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry.
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@daryl_licked: Indian Chief: What that bottle of vodka for? Me: I got it for my girlfriend. Indian Chief: Good trade.
@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.