@PeterClayton6: If you say 'my cocaine' really loudly, you will sound exactly like Michael Caine saying his own name. I will never get tired of this.
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@3_livi: Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word "bae" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever.
@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
@Ivsy01: People used to have to hunt for food now its like omg two people are in line ahead of me at Starbucks.