@PeterClayton6: If you say 'my cocaine' really loudly, you will sound exactly like Michael Caine saying his own name. I will never get tired of this.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts.
@rockymomax: [castle wall] KNIGHT: the enemy is advancing ME: *panicking* close the gates! man your battle stations! KNIGHT: their chariots are pulled by puppies ME: keep the gates half open. let’s see how this plays out