@MdUNH: If you see a white guy in earbuds convulsing angrily with T. Rex arms, don't freak out. I'm just jamming out to Eminem.
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@Cheeseboy22: I paid extra for the "supreme" car wash, which means at the end they put a dollop of sour cream on top of your car.
@ilovepie84: I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there.