@caliluvgirl77: If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work.
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@Moi_RaRa: Ok don't judge me, but sometimes I wonder what color does a smurf turn into if I choke it.
@TheHyyyype: ME: how old is your son? WOMAN WHO STILL CAN'T ACCEPT THAT HER BABY HAS GROWN UP AND MOVED OUT: 288 months
@JDBooie: Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate.
@drayzze: I hate running into people I know at the Supermarket. I'm looking for food, not a reunion.