@caliluvgirl77: If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work.
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@chuckyhead3: Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat.
@idigcrazychics: Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener.
@LindaInDisguise: I'll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.