@Black__Elvis: If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail.
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@AntozWolf: Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions.
@MicheleAKALips: I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him "so what do you do?" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead.
@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*