@Black__Elvis: If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail.
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@bfrosty04: Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night.
@bea_ker: You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)
@GibJimson: If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing.