@Black__Elvis: If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail.
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@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.
@OneLastStranger: When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."
@dave_cactus: ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!