@Spaziotwat: If you stare at an ice-cube for long enough you can pretend you have laser-eyes.
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@BlindChow: [last supper] Judas: Here, I brought this Jesus: A bottle of wine? Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand Judas: *winks at camera*
@LindaInDisguise: The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like.
@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.
@OneFunnyMummy: Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone.