@Spaziotwat: If you stare at an ice-cube for long enough you can pretend you have laser-eyes.
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@samalmightysam: Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?
@shutupmikeginn: Advantage of seeing a goose: you just saw something interesting my friend. Disadvantage: next goose experience less meaningful
@Reverend_Scott: [hands mom flowers on Mother's day] thanks for a life of sacrifice, these cost me twenty bucks