@Spaziotwat: If you stare at an ice-cube for long enough you can pretend you have laser-eyes.
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@DevilryFun: You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor.
@nickcreelman: Coworker: it's dark already Me: I know, Dan. I have eyes CoW: it's only 5 'o clock Me: I KNOW DAN CoW: it's early Me: THAT'S HOW EARTH WORKS
@histwaddle: People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids.