@XplodingUnicorn: If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven
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@junejuly12: I used a maternity leave to grow out my bangs. And that is why she will always be my favourite child.
@blaha_Who: I had sex with a girl who had the big holes in her ear lobes once It was just once, because using them as reins isn't cool, apparently
@GensPlace: She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her.