@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.
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@ArfMeasures: [Inventing Squash] FRIEND: What are you doing? ME: I just [smashes ball] really hate this wall FRIEND: u know what [grabs racket] so do I