@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.
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@brettminor: It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check.
@SuMacDan: Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first.
@DirtMcTurd: Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant.
@moxieblogger: If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don't have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet Right next to the beer fridge