@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.
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@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
@oakhillbargrill: Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions
@derekblackmon: Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head
@proEXgirlfriend: Telling people to ban same sex marriage cuz of your religion is like telling the supermarket to stop selling junk food cuz you're on a diet.