@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.
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@sarcasticmommy4: My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying.
@Fred_Delicious: [Biden runs into the oval office] "Barack, ISIS are on the phone. They want a shipment of updog. I asked what it is but they just laughed"
@kellymcc0y: When someone spaces out their "ha ha ha's" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice