@T4dyce: If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions.
@DamonHunzeker: Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.
@QwertyJones3: Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent.
@Cravin4: There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face.
@secondofhername: The answer is funnier than the question
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?