@TheCatWhisprer: If you thought you had a rough night, my toddler couldn't wear an oven mitt to bed.
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@Dawn_M_: I won't undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts.
@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.