@TheCatWhisprer: If you thought you had a rough night, my toddler couldn't wear an oven mitt to bed.
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@AnOrangeSNES: When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters
@ArfMeasures: HER: Does your dog do any tricks? ME: I taught him to lie on the bed H: That's not impressive lol DOG [gets on bed] I wrote The Hobbit
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying.