@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@HelloJessicaFox: I'm going to visit a dairy farm and pet all the cheeses and see if they'll eat out of my hand.
@GoldenSpirals: I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're "over" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
@Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me.