@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off
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@daemonic3: "Damn girl, you look hot" Really? "Like a sexy little italian car" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?
@XGroverX: I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me.
@TheMichaelRock: You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.