@imteddybless: if you want a wife that will cook and clean for you then that’s not me. BUT if you want a wife who will support and love you unconditionally then again, that’s not me. i don’t like you
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@Sophie2078: Me: What’s your favorite color? Him: That depends. What is the color of your eyes? Me: Awww. You are so sweet. Green. Him: I love blue.
@adamjest: *makes doctors appointment* *arrives 20 minutes early* *waits in doctors office for 7 hours*
@owlcity: If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap.