@gingerfaced: if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat
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@QwertyJones3: My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of "cumin".
@jdbalani: Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.
@Ray_stephan: A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.
@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.