@gingerfaced: if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat
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@iGreenMonk: I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background.
@SirEviscerate: Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment.
@thetits: Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*