@gingerfaced: if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat
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@daemonic3: "I'm a skeleton!" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? "An XO skeleton"
@Tbone7219: I like to reassure my girlfriend that even though I don't have big muscles she is always safe with me cause I'm a really loud screamer.
@TrueQuixote: Computer backup systems are expensive so I include "Death To America" in my email signature & the NSA backs up everything I've ever written.