@gingerfaced: if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@david8hughes: Her: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Me: I washed it Her: but it looks really different Me: yeah I used water this time
@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.
@awkwardphilippe: HER: deeper ME: I can't do it captain, the thrusters are already at full power HER: get off me