@AlisonAgosti: If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus.
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@BruceForce: Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP.
@Jessthesav: If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food
@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.