@AlisonAgosti: If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus.
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@rumsnipe: Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?
@iinkedZombie: [courtroom] Me: "I OBJECT YOUR HONOR" Judge: on what grounds? "LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO" Prosecutor: he's good Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed.
@GrowlyGrego: Your Bio says you like music. That's amazing. Seems like everybody else around here hates music. Kindred spirits, you and I.