@awescar: If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.
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@CYComedy: Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named "Marco" in the supermarket just now.
@trojansauce: [meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker
@CynicalCanuck: Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane? Just kidding, United doesn't have blankets. Sorry lady in seat 21B