@E_lok44: If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV.
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@dmc1138: Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad.
@Nahdude83: I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming.
@Dutch_50: So, wearing fur is wrong but wearing a Hawaiian shirt is OK? Do they even know how many Hawaiians had to die to make that shirt?