@eye_spyder: if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you
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@chrissyteigen: I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
@StellaRtwot: Thanks a lot bathroom doors with the gender written in weird symbols. I just want to pee, not solve a sudoku puzzle.
@Burger_Time_: Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp.
@Wine_Honey1: My boss said that we could go outside during the solar eclipse, but no time limit was given *takes 8 hour lunch break *raids liquor store