@briangaar: If your cat is your "child," I bet its "grandparents" are "sad"
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@Rollinintheseat: Please, person who just said "libary", tell me more about what an avid reader you are.
@JermHimselfish: *takes a home pregnancy test* *finds out home is pregnant* *calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*
@Shock_Monster: Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink? Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*