@Boleyngirly: If your jokes are corny I'm all ears.
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@HallpassCanada: My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too.
@themiltron: interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound" I thought fatly.