@Boleyngirly: If your jokes are corny I'm all ears.
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@david8hughes: [looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool] "Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."
@McInappropriate: she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza
@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!
@LoriGallucci: "Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"