@noog: If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity.
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@daemonic3: Top causes of divorce: 1. Finances 2. Infidelity 3. Unmet expectations 4. Growing apart 5. Tandem bikes
@LuvPug: I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble
@BonaFideIntent: Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist