@noog: If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity.
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@RandomAntics: Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious.
@internetluke: [comes out of coma after 12 years] ME: Holy shit I forgot to set my AIM status to 'Away'! DOCTOR: you might want to take a seat
@PAT_E_ROCK: The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed.
@Parentpains: Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep.