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@ericsshadow: If your phone fell in a toilet, you would...

1995: ...leave it, toilets are gross

Today: [wrist-deep in urine] BRING ME A BOWL OF RICE NOW

If your phone fell in a toilet, you would…

1995: …leave it, toilets are gross

Today: [wrist-deep in urine] BRING ME A BOWL OF RICE NOW

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