@jackmackenroth: If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of rice because maybe an Asian will come by and fix it.
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@TheBoydP: The only thing worse than getting caught sneaking alcohol into the house by your wife is being called amateur by your teen son.
@SuperApple80: Hair dresser: So how do you normally style your hair at home? Me: *just laughing until it hurts*