@GerryDuggan: If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked
@bobbiejo448: Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it.
@IamJackBoot: At this late date, the only way I'm gonna be famous is if I save a baby from a fire. And the baby is filming the whole thing with his phone.
@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.