@GerryDuggan: If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
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@ericsshadow: [undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?
@juliussharpe: Arthur Miller underratedly sucked at naming characters. "Biff"?? "Happy"?? Dude, take five more minutes.
@maebemarbles: "Ugh, it's so dark!" *shivers* "And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!" - Larry, the worst astronaut
@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.