@markleggett: If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones.
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@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
@Ideal_Victoria: The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd.
@PopSlapFunk: Fun Fact: You can be charged with home invasion and aggravated assault if you use a box cutter to break down cardboard and a hobo's inside.