@seethenare: If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out.
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@vxlk: All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight.
@ericsshadow: [shopping on full stomach] bread, eggs, milk [shopping on empty stomach] cookies, chips, a taco truck, a pizza shop, an ice cream factory
@AnkCoupleTO: Genie: I'll grant you 3 wishes Me: I want to fall in love G: OK next M: With a really nice girl *we both start laughing*