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@seethenare: If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out.

If you’re a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I’mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries.  Stop creeping everyone out.

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