@Mr_Kapowski: If you're ambushed at night, technically you got pmbushed
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@paperphotoyo: *accidentally skips the bottom step of the stairs* Oh my God. This must be what a sky diver’s rush feels like.
@patcasey72: Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.