@3sunzzz: If you're bringing a kid to my house, it better be a baby goat.
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@Samigrl2: The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
@ghostkrogh: me (checkin out at grocery store with 2 rotisserie chickens): hold up *i grab my phone although it didn't ring* sure i'll get 1 more chicken
@LiftHeavyAndRun: @funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men.
@DothTheDoth: The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.