@3sunzzz: If you're bringing a kid to my house, it better be a baby goat.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dorsalstream: Your 20s: I will strive for goodness and peace in this troubled world. Your 40s: Every single chair is terrible.
@ilovepie84: If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls.