@seamusmckracken: If you're hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest.
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@WheelTod: My son is an embarrassment, I'm afraid. He came back from college for Xmas, and seems mortified to find that me & his mom have gone goth.
@JimmerThatisAll: If a woman asks you to buy her a flamethrower ask yourself some questions before you buy it.