@SortaBad: If you're in a wheelchair and you say your date stood you up, it's unclear to me whether your night was lousy or remarkable.
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@tyleroakley: imagine boycotting beauty & the beast because of a gay character while being totally cool with a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo
@Reverend_Scott: I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie.
@WORIDSTARHIPH0P: "barack please don't leave me with them" "joe you're leaving when I leave" "oh right lmao love u"