@TheClingyGF: If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house.
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@BromanConsul: What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?
@thetits: Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*
@jordan_stratton: ME: You're saying I'm not smart enough for this job? BOSS: Well, yes. ME: [points to computer] Just because I can't use the typewriter TV?