@TheClingyGF: If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house.
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@KissabiX: [at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new "hairdo" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway
@UniqueDude2: [dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea
@SukaSycho420: So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done.
@CruisinSoozan: I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS