@Jarhead44: If you're not following me and received this tweet, it's because someone is smarter than you.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Bob_Janke: Wear a sombrero to the next wedding you're invited too. Long after they're divorced they'll talk about the guy in the sombrero.
@Sorrowscopes: Scorpio: Are you really gonna trust NASA? After they left Matt Damon on Mars? Who does that?
@AllieA: My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head.
@TheAlexP: Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."