@OhNoSheTwitnt: If you're not singing "Hitler Baby one more time" to the tune of Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time" I'm sorry but you are now.
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@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"
@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
@DaddyBeerGuy: Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!