@bazecraze: If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat.
@omgthatspunny: A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
@timdonakowski: If I ever meet someone who's been in a coma since 2004, I'm trying to sell them a USB drive for $150.
@freedom2726: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Migraine: Yes I am.
@beefman138: A coworker just told me that "it is what it is" and I have never felt so enlightened.
@dumbbeezie: The best part of being a bear would be waking up from hibernation and immediately killing something