@bazecraze: If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat.
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@Book_Krazy: If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife? The answer may shock you.
@DrakeGatsby: Jon Snow is what I always imagined my nickname would be if I was a cocaine trafficker
@copymama: Welcome to parenthood: where the laundry basket is always full and the threats are always empty.