@punmagnate: If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby
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@papasuncle: Who names their kid Russell? Like hey kid you're a noise. Look after your sister kurplop boing
@AbbyHasIssues: If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I'm trying to unlock it more than two times, I'm driving off without you.