@topaz_kell: If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message.
Put the message in a bottle.
Hit them over the head with the bottle.
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@Dirty_Naomi: I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in.
@JoePetroske: 1: Acquire scuba gear. 2: Strap duck decoy to head. 3: Dive in local pond. 4: Enjoy unlimited free bread crumbs.
@Rollmaninoz: Me: More fur & these cute little whisk- Police Sketch artist: you're describing a cat Me: please his birthday is today & he loves portraits
@topaz_kell: Rage against the machine is what I do when my candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down.
@MehrangizC: On a scale of 1 to 'Maxi pad with wings' How self-absorbed are you?
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