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@topaz_kell: If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message.
Put the message in a bottle.
Hit them over the head with the bottle.

If you’re upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message. 
Put the message in a bottle. 
Hit them over the head with the bottle.

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