@topaz_kell: If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message.
Put the message in a bottle.
Hit them over the head with the bottle.
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@philco816: Note on the bed side table read "this isn't working," but I put a quarter in and the bed still vibrates. I don't know what her problem was.
@AnkCoupleTO: [Satan advising me on choosing the right career path] law school it is
@chrisdelia: Me: *Asks question on snapchat* Them: *Answers question on snapchat* Me: "Wait, what did I ask again?"
@junejuly12: Wow my pants are really loose today *skips to the nearest vending machine*
@10InchesPlus: A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store.
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