@13spencer: If you're walking down the street and see a teenager, don't panic; just yell "One Direction selfie twerk" and slip away in the confusion.
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@possibilyss: In hindsight, i shouldn't have said 'surprise me' when the judge was about to sentence me
@robfee: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws.
@weinerdog4life: There is a button on my microwave that says "super clown" and I do not ever push that button