@tnylgn: If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.
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@hyperblastchic: "I love potatoes! They are delicious and so versatile. If only they could get me laid..." -how vodka was born
@KatrinaGibson13: Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
@HelloCullen: Yall keep making fun of millennials you gonna regret all those karate lessons you bought us