@MollyRingwraith: If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
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@robfee: If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?
@Jandalize: There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.
@AndyAsAdjective: the early bird gets the worm & so does this dance floor of unsuspecting wedding reception guests when my jam comes on
@TheCatWhisprer: All my coworkers put tape over the cameras on their laptops but not me. I don’t care if anybody sees me sighing for 8 hours a day.