@WilliamAder: If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents.
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@_wangwe: Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door.
@juliussharpe: The ending of "Romeo and Juliet" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married.
@CheryeDavis: I'm just a girl sitting here wondering which outfit I own goes best with bad decisions...